Being a hero was never in the code.

After surviving a lightning strike, greasy-haired relatives, and the sleazeball ghost of Halloway's founder, Guy and his sarcastic AI, Buddy, thought they'd earned a break.

Instead, they got vampires.

Teenage ones. With Wi-Fi access and TikTok.

Now there's a barefoot vampire hacker with a laptop worth more than most cars and powered by failed IT techs roaming the streets. A cheerleader with anger issues obsessed with glitter, strawberry Pop-Tarts, and AB+ smoothies. Plus a hair flipping walking shampoo commercial with fangs and earbuds.

*The latest gossip going around is that a ring-light might actually be embedded in his spine. But that's just a rumor, nothing proven...yet.

Not to mention there's a centuries-old Darkness spreading like a bad meme... either that or it's Jake's toxic butt-bomb cloud wafting through the lunchroom. 

*We TOLD him he shouldn't eat that second meatball sub...

Curse of the Teen Vamp not only continues the Guy and His AI saga, but with Chaos riding shotgun, vamps crammed into the backseat with our heroes, plus that ancient Dark dude creeping around, there's only one thing that comes to mind that can be said at this point. It was once best said by a noble and wise pirate-dude with a thing for Baby-Ruths:

"Hey you guuuys!" 

So... if you see yourself as a powered-up fan of Chaos-Comedy inspired by some of the greats like Gravity Falls, Supernatural, and the Goonies?

Then:

Welcome to Halloway!

*We'll leave a light on for ya. Probably. Maybe...