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"Yo Guy...I think this place just ate a person."

A lightning strike.

A glitch in reality.

Enter a snarky AI with entirely too much confidence who becomes +1 to the population of Halloway.

When Guy's experimental AI, Buddy, accidentally pops into the real world during a freak lightning storm, everything changes. Suddenly "surviving high school" takes on a whole new meaning. Caleb Halloway goes missing, the town library gets way creepier than usual, and an ancient Darkness lurking beneath Halloway has officially taken notice.

Then there's the cryptic librarian Buddy swears is half-ghost, along with her gravity-defying hair-Bun that probably affects ocean tides. Guy and Jake are pretty sure she knows more than she lets on.

Buddy, with a wink and a thumbs-up, insists they can handle it.

Guy and Jake are considerably less confident.

Especially when Buddy describes his hair as "Demigod tier." They agree he has fantastic hair, but it'll take more than a few "system updates" to reach THAT level.

So...things are NOT exactly under control...

Being a hero was never in the code.

After surviving a lightning strike, greasy-haired relatives, and the sleazeball ghost of Halloways founder, Guy and his sarcastic AI, Buddy, thought they'd earned a break.

Instead, they got vampires.

Teenage ones. With Wi-Fi access and TikTok.

Now there's a barefoot vampire hacker with a laptop worth more than most cars, and powered by failed IT techs roaming the streets. A cheerleader with anger issues obsessed with glitter, strawberry Pop-Tarts, and AB+ smoothies. Plus a hair flipping shampoo commercial with fangs, earbuds, and the latest gossip going around is a ring-light might actually be embedded in his spine. But that's just a rumor, nothing proven...yet.

Not to mention there's a centuries-old Darkness spreading like a bad meme...either that or it's Jake's toxic butt-bomb cloud through the lunchroom. 

We totally told him he shouldn't eat that second meatball sub...

Curse of the Teen Vamp not only continues the Guy and His AI saga, but with Chaos riding shotgun, vamps crammed into the backseat with our heroes, and that ancient Dark dude creeping around, there's only one thing that comes to mind that can be said at this point.

It was a noble and wise pirate-dude with a thing for Baby-Ruths that once said, "Hey you guuuys!" 

So...if you, like him, see yourself as a powered-up fan of Chaos-Comedy inspired by some of the greats like Gravity Falls, Supernatural, and, of course...duh, the Goonies?

Welcome to Halloway! We'll leave a light on for ya... 

Probably.

Maybe... 

This Christmas, something didn't just go wrong...it glitched.

What happens when magic and living code collide during the holidays?

Come find out, but fair warning...this isn't your "traditional" Christmas Story. Nobody's wearing bunny jammies over here.

Well, maybe Buddy...

Guy and Buddy thought they were in for a nice, peaceful holiday.

The universe said, "HO, HO...nope."

What they get instead are crazy glitches, unhinged witches, Albert gets eye twitches, and Theodore finds a new crew.

And, of course, that Unnamed dude is still lurking around being all creepy. Jake says he's like a bad foot fungus, because he just won't go away!

Everyone agrees...

So get ready for magical adventure, mystery, chaos, comedy, and a whole lotta heart!

A Very Witchy Glitchmas will keep you laughing one moment, cheering for our heroes the next, then suddenly wondering what's lurking around the next corner.

A certain vacuum cleaner, maybe?

Mmm, yeah...better HOPE not.